Nightmare in pink shoes

Oh, sure, now you think you'd like to be in his pretty little pink shoes, but believe me, this is every boy's nightmare. Imagine being trapped in such a costume, surrounded by a bunch of old ladies hugging and kissing on you and teasing you for being such a pretty sissy boy. It's enough to make a person swoon.

There's an old saying, any attention, even bad attention, is better than no attention. I think the little fellow in this predicament would rather remain anonymous.

Between you and me, of course, he just doesn't know how lucky he is!!!