To show you how far I've come in the past several years (not that far, actually) here's a peek at my novel, Lipstick Discipline. [link]
Yeah, I know it's not very consistent, but it was the best I could do. Besides, it made me smile and Amber, who inspired the series, liked it. Sometimes that's all that counts.
In this scene young Greg is getting his first lesson in "lipstick discipline" from his mother.